– wax ur junk
– find pop DVDS
– make ATTICUS kaiser appt for shots
– call dentist about clem
– trim bangs
– first day of school outfits?
– call UCLA see about deadline for undoing loans
– VACUUM OUT UR GODDAMN CAR
– no more smoking when out
– figure out ride situation
– babysitting for Monday?
– pick up purse at dry cleaners
– sign B up for something (AYSO?art class? Guitar?)
Hello. I would like you to know a few things. Here is a list of the reasons I love you:
1. You are very beautiful
2. You are very, very, very generous with time/ money/ energy/ etc
3. You feed me when I am too tired to feed myself
4. You feed me when I have just eaten
5. You feed me in general
6. Your love for people is tangible and practical and visible to those around you
7. You are a dedicated and enduring mother
8. You are a dedicated and enduring wife
9. You are the most hospitable human I have ever encountered on planet earth
10. You are fun to be around
11. You are an attentive listener when I need an ear
12. You look hot in a bathing suit
In short, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, to an amazing creature. I adore you.
“when you get to season three of the regular show it’s hilarious because Mordecai has girl problems exactly like dad. He breaks up with Margaret but still hangs out with her and then hangs out with his new girlfriend CJ too!” b Law
“I need you
I don’t need you
I need you
I don’t need you”
forever and forever amen.
No CARBS BASICALLY!
god I’m failing this game, all
the carbs, all the time.
Drowning dream with marlene
I like how you make me
A list of words I hate:
Is moving me
So much I feel like I
Am going to THROW UP
When I hear something I really like
(Or in other words: wtf is happening to my body hmmmm)
Write something and call it “self portrait”