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Adderall Receives Honorary Degree From Harvard

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Citing the drug’s extensive contributions to almost every field of academia, Harvard conferred an honorary doctoral degree upon a 30-day supply of Adderall during the university’s 359th commencement exercises Thursday.
— Read on www.theonion.com/adderall-receives-honorary-degree-from-harvard-1819571549

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