“Everything’s a thing”
“Sister sad eyes, what brings you here today”
“This is getting weird, I never should have signed over the pink slip to my Volvo”
“Mom the Parmesan looks just like baby flies.” – clem
“The less my hope the hotter my love” -Terence the roman poet
“Love is sex without the money shot”
* this is a representational, not exhaustive list, as I had limited space.