*maybs time to clean out the closet
(dolphins, sunsets, etc.)
I don’t need tinder
just oversized bike shorts and
a female body
(it would be easier
were that simple)
NEVER DATE SOMEONE WHO WRITES HIS TINDER BIO IN ALL CAPS.
I love your swagger and your bathroom, Sir.
I discovered that
this is basically the
man I am searching for on tinder.